#and jason needs someone who is willing to be feral on his behalf
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sergeant-angels-trashcan · 10 months ago
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Of course, they do run into Giant Grownass Jason Todd as Red Hood who is like, confused, but very touched? Actually? Thank you for trying to...Avenge me? It's a little awkward since The Hawkeyes thought he was dead and a teenager, not alive and adult--oh you were dead? Because of him? So he did murder you? Cool, plans still on.
Operation Kill the Clown continues for another five minutes, before Bruce swings in and is like, you can't kill people in my city blah blah blah, Clint turns his ears off, and Kate's like, wait wait wait. How are we defining killing here? Like you kicked someone off a roof last week and he's in a coma and brain dead. Is it like a time limit? Like if it's past 24 hours it's not your fault anymore? Great news Robin (it's Red Hood actually--) have you ever read the Cask of Amontillado?
And Jason is like holy SHIT that's dark. Also I'd like to have your babies.
Wade can't decide if Jason is Baby Deadpool or if he's Hawkguy the Second.
I don't think we should be looking to Gotham for someone to kill the Joker. Honestly, we shouldn't even be looking in that universe.
What needs to happen is Deadpool goes to his two favorite Avengers and tells them this fuck-awful CLOWN killed a BIRD TEENAGE SUPERHERO, you should be offended on SO MANY LEVELS, plops the Hawkeyes in Gotham, and lets nature take its course
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