#and jason needs someone who is willing to be feral on his behalf
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Of course, they do run into Giant Grownass Jason Todd as Red Hood who is like, confused, but very touched? Actually? Thank you for trying to...Avenge me? It's a little awkward since The Hawkeyes thought he was dead and a teenager, not alive and adult--oh you were dead? Because of him? So he did murder you? Cool, plans still on.
Operation Kill the Clown continues for another five minutes, before Bruce swings in and is like, you can't kill people in my city blah blah blah, Clint turns his ears off, and Kate's like, wait wait wait. How are we defining killing here? Like you kicked someone off a roof last week and he's in a coma and brain dead. Is it like a time limit? Like if it's past 24 hours it's not your fault anymore? Great news Robin (it's Red Hood actually--) have you ever read the Cask of Amontillado?
And Jason is like holy SHIT that's dark. Also I'd like to have your babies.
Wade can't decide if Jason is Baby Deadpool or if he's Hawkguy the Second.
I don't think we should be looking to Gotham for someone to kill the Joker. Honestly, we shouldn't even be looking in that universe.
What needs to happen is Deadpool goes to his two favorite Avengers and tells them this fuck-awful CLOWN killed a BIRD TEENAGE SUPERHERO, you should be offended on SO MANY LEVELS, plops the Hawkeyes in Gotham, and lets nature take its course
#kate bishop#hawkeye#deadpool#clint barton#the joker#jason todd#red hood#dc brainrot#my stuff#jason starts sneaking some purple into his wardrobe and babs and steph are like awww#omg the visual here is STUNNING#All three of these men are canonically built like brick shithouses and six feet tall#kate average height also thicccc and swole#looks so tiny in comparison#its so funny i love it#giant men who love kate bishop#yes kate and clint wall the joker up in the catacombs under arkham#kate gets to be completely unhinged. as a little treat.#its a whole thing like she was in the raft when he was in arkham and through magic shit#wound up like. mind melding or being able to be in both places at once idk#so she already hates the joker#i think kate just needs to be able to go feral#and jason needs someone who is willing to be feral on his behalf#paddling my kayak
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